(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
It's time to talk about rankings outside the rankings.
I'm not even in the ranking for celebrities
that would look good when they're middle-aged.
I'm Yang Seonil, already middle-aged.
People....
What do you say when your girlfriend
wants to get cosmetic surgery?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said to your girlfriend when
she wants to get plastic surgery! 3rd!
You look pretty without surgery.
2nd!
If you get cosmetic surgery, we're finished.
1st!
Again?
Those that were puzzled when they saw
their girlfriend's high school graduation photo
should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when your girlfriend wants to get
cosmetic surgery! 67th!
Honey, should I get my eyes done?
They look pretty.
Should I get a nose job?
You look pretty.
- Do you know what day today is? / - You're pretty...
Dang it...
201st!
Honey, I think I have to get cosmetic surgery.
Cosmetic surgery? What for?
Well, I can't get married to you.
289th.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
Should I add some fat under my eyes?
You should put some brains in your head.
Geez!
358th.
Honey, should I get cosmetic surgery?
Why? Your husband thinks you're ugly?
422nd!
Honey, I think I have to get cosmetic surgery.
Why all of a sudden?
I'm a wanted criminal now.
What do I do about this?
574th!
Honey, should I get my eyes done?
Don't. You look just fine.
Should I get a nose job?
Don't. You look pretty right now.
Then should I get breast implants?
Did you give this a lot of thought?
There are more rankings outside the rankings.
Guys, who here has a younger sister?
What do guys with younger sisters say
when their sister breaks up with her boyfriend?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said by a guy when
his younger sister breaks up with her boyfriend!
3rd!
Who made my sister cry?
2nd!
I knew this would happen.
1st!
Alright, whatever.
They don't care.
Guys that felt sorry for their
sister's boyfriend should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when your sister breaks up
with her boyfriend! 76th!
Taehun, I broke up with my boyfriend.
That rotten jerk.
How could he?
How could he dump you for being ugly?
108th!
Taehun, I broke up with my boyfriend.
Really?
Mom says to go buy tofu.
I said we broke up.
I said to go buy some tofu.
Geez...
218th!
Taehun, I broke up with my boyfriend!
Such big nostrils!
294th!
Taehun...
I broke up with my boyfriend.
My poor little sister...
Soyeong.
Can I have this ring then?
462nd!
Taehun...
I broke up with my boyfriend!
Soyeong...
Be sad or be ugly. Just pick one.
This has been Yang Seonil of
Rankings Outside the Rankings. Thank you.
(Busking Again)
Hello!
We've been busking on the street for 30 years.
We're Mudeungsan.
I'm Mr. Jang and he's Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim has been on music shows often.
"King of Masked Singer."
"Immortal Songs."
He was in the audience often.
He's really good at clapping.
Let's perform here.
- Okay. / - Okay.
We haven't sang in a while. For our first song...
What will you sing?
I'll sing Kim Soohee's song.
We'll sing a song by Kim Soohee.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ When I stand in front of you ♪
♪ Why do I get so small? ♪
♪ My eyes fill with tears so I lift my head ♪
♪ I smile so that the tears won't come out ♪
Boys!
What are you doing?
♪ Please go sing over there ♪
Us grown-ups are performing here.
We're busking here too.
- You boys are busking? / - Yes.
I'm the subway king.
- That wasn't funny at all. / - Go away.
Sing somewhere else.
What the...
We'll sing Kim Soohee's song again.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ When I stand ♪
- ♪ In front of you ♪ / - ♪ I never thought I'd say this ♪
♪ While crying ♪
- ♪ I really ♪ / - ♪ Why do I ♪
- ♪ Like you ♪ / - ♪ Get so small? ♪
- ♪ When I'm standing ♪ / - ♪ I'm in my dream ♪
Boys!
Gosh, Mr. Kim!
Boys!
Our songs got switched.
What?
You guys should be singing
the 3-level high note.
Why did he end up singing it?
He almost passed away
trying to sing those notes!
He almost died singing Kim Soohee's song!
- You know nothing about singing. Leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
We know how to sing!
We even have a fan club!
Does having a fan club make you good at singing?
Do you know how many
amazing singers were here?
Ever heard of this guy?
Wu Wonjae the rapper?
Hey, man.
Wow! Wu Wonjae!
When's your birthday?
It passed? Then I saved money.
Geez, I thought it was really him.
I just said it for laughs.
It wasn't funny!
- You don't know comedy, so leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
We're not going anywhere!
Stop distracting us.
Geez...
I see a lot of kids in the audience today.
We'll sing a children's song for the kids.
What children's song will you sing?
We'll sing, "I'm the Best."
2, 3...
♪ I'm the best, I'm the best ♪
- ♪ My pet dog ♪ / - ♪ The best ♪
Poppy!
The children's song got sad.
Boys!
Gosh...
We'll sing something else.
So... What are you going to sing?
Go.
We'll sing, "Everyone Cha-cha-cha."
He'll sing most of it.
- Let's forget them and just sing. / - Yeah.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- ♪ Tomorrow ♪ / - ♪ I'm the best ♪
- ♪ Tomorrow again ♪ / - ♪ I'm the best ♪
♪ There will be a new wind ♪
♪ I'm the best ♪
♪ Forget your worries ♪
♪ I'm the best ♪
- Boys! / - Boys!
We got drawn into your song!
Why would you sing 2NE1 when we're singing
a song by 61-year-old Sul Woondo?
Why don't you call them 61 instead of 2NE1?
What?
So would Sul Woondo be like...
"What's up? 61!
Hello! I'm Woondo, the cute one!"
Would he say that?
What was that?
- Stop confusing us and leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
(Group Assignment)
We should all work together
on this group assignment...
They're not here again.
Don't I have the most seniority?
Unbelievable...
Hey, Sora.
You should say hello to your senior...
Hello.
Don't greet me with your legs crossed...
Hello.
You shouldn't be seated when you greet me.
Hello.
Just stop it.
I had to bow to you.
Geez, this is unbelievable.
Where are the others?
Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?
I don't have much to do.
Then let's hang out!
Hey!
Look at the time.
We have a lot to do today.
We'll be humiliated if we present what we have.
I don't want to be humiliated.
Then let's be scammed by voice phishing.
What are you talking about?
Are you panicking?
What do you mean by that?
Yunseung.
I prepared a presentation.
- You made a presentation? / - Yes.
You're the best, Huiryeong.
Let's all watch.
I'll start group 6's presentation
on mysteries of the world.
- Hey... / - Our group...
- Yes? / - This is a college presentation.
Yes.
Then what's with him?
Oh, him?
I'm Bonobono.
No!
I didn't want an explanation on who he is!
Get rid of what we don't need.
Sure.
Hey!
What?
Why is he still there?
I need him the most!
No!
If I see Bonobono again...
Sure.
- I'm Bonobono. / - No! I didn't mean that!
Just get rid of him!
Alright.
The first mystery of the world we'll talk about
are the moai.
The moai can be found on Easter Island...
Hey.
- Yes? / - Hey!
Pan to the side.
Okay.
Stop!
Get rid of Bonobono!
- Okay. / - Why is he standing there?
Alright.
Stop it!
Next are the pyramids.
The pyramids were made
by people moving stones.
There was slavery back then...
- And the slaves... / - Hey.
What's with that arm?
Yes? It's Bonobono.
Again?
Not again!
Why is Bonobono whipping people there?
Then should I make him work?
No! No!
I can't take this.
I can't watch Bonobono work,
so I'll get rid of him.
You should've done that from the start!
Next are the Nazca Lines.
In the Nazca Desert,
you can find drawings.
- And these drawings are very... / - Hold it.
- Yunseung... / - Hold it.
Yes?
I just saw something.
What is it?
What's on the previous screen?
- Okay. / - That!
That!
Why is Bonobono lying there?
Then should I make him sit?
No!
There's no pattern like that in the world.
That's why it's a mystery.
You made that!
Don't do that!
Alright.
Lastly, we'll talk about UFOs.
This is a photo of a UFO...
- Taken in Korea. / - That's a UFO?
Yes.
It's obviously a bird.
- It's not a bird. / - It's just a bird flying by.
It's not a bird.
See?
- Yunseung... / - Stop that!
- Yunseung... / - Hey!
Why is Bonobono on a space ship?
Why is he piloting a space ship?
Don't do presentations anymore!
Geez...
Honey, I had so much fun today.
Me too.
Take a taxi home since it's dangerous.
You're an angel, honey!
See you tomorrow.
Hello, Yunseung.
- Hey. / - Yes.
We have a group assignment. Where were you?
I was being chased by creditors
because of my debt.
- You were being chased? / - Yes.
Who was that girl?
A creditor.
I'm really struggling these days.
If I ever catch you...
I'll make you struggle more.
Yeah.
Our band has a performance?
A lot of girls are there?
I'm definitely coming.
Alright.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
It's my grandpa's memorial so I have to go.
You suddenly have a memorial ceremony?
You think I'd lie about my grandpa's
memorial ceremony?
- Is this for real? / - Yes.
- Go then. / - Okay.
♪ Run, horse ♪
- ♪ Shut it, shut it ♪ / - You shut it.
Anyone can see you're about to perform in a band.
I'm going to my grandpa's memorial ceremony.
What's this?
A folding screen.
What are those in your hands?
It's incense. I'm going to light these.
What's with that outfit then?
This is a photo of my grandpa!
It was taken when he was young!
- Give those back... / - Don't be ridiculous!
- Grandpa... / - That guy's a foreigner!
That's a foreigner!
Geez! I can't work with you guys!
Group assignments are so hard!
Guys.
- Are you ready for today's shoot? / - Yes.
Seonil.
Stop getting your lines wrong during the shoot.
It's from stage fright... I'm sorry.
- I get so nervous. / - Jungeun.
My uncle started a business selling shoes.
Can we promote it just once during the shoot?
He'll pay.
Are you kidding?
What boxer boxes in women's shoes?
Get it together.
Don't try to ruin this shoot over money. Got it?
Yes.
We're starting the skit now.
Get ready...
A round of applause!
(Inner Voices)
Jungeun.
Are you confident today?
Yes! So that I can win today...
I brought the gloves you wore as a boxer...
Yes!
And these shoes!
He's a scumbag.
He wants all the money for himself!
Geez...
- Alright! Let's get you warmed up! / - Yes!
Go ahead and hit them!
He's insane.
But I promoted his uncle's shoes.
I'm sure he'll throw me a few bucks.
You have to do a good job today.
So many fans came to root for you.
Let's go, Song Jungeun!
Mom, that's my only line.
But at least I'm not lonely today.
Let's go, Jeong Haecheol.
Jungeun.
You think you can beat me?
What, punk?
Don't get all worked up.
Hoegyeong.
Do some deep breathing.
1, 2...
3!
Good.
You can talk all you want but
you still can't beat me...
You stretched my pants out.
I'll have to box in my underwear.
Hey.
I can beat you with one hand!
Alright. Here I go!
Jungeun! Jungeun!
Jungeun, Jungeun, Jungeun...
Father!
It's your father.
Jungeun...
Get up.
What are you doing?
You have to beat him to become champion
and win that garter belt!
What the heck did I just say?
This stage fright is killing me.
Hey.
That's all it takes to beat you?
Stand up and fight!
I can't lose like this.
Here I go!
I'm the ruler of this ring!
Hey!
Who are you?
I'm the king of this ring.
I'm Macquiao.
What?
Macau?
Not Macau. Macquiao.
Let's do this then, you punk.
We'll take turns hitting each other
and whoever passes out first loses.
Alright. I'm going first!
Now I'm just annoyed...
He hit me so hard!
Fine then. It's my turn now.
Here I go!
This is boxing! Why'd you kick me?
I'm actually from the UFC!
UFC!
(Special guest, Kim Donghyun)
I'll take you on!
Come here!
Why would Kim Donghyun show up now?
I have an idea.
Hello! I'm Kim Junho the comedian.
You all know Kim Donghyun the fighter, right?
Yes!
Donghyun...
A surprise attack!
Hold on... Hold on...
Time out... For real.
I'm not a UFC fighter.
I'm a UFC ring girl!
Let's go, Donghyun!
I'm a girl and you'll still hit me?
You'll hit a girl?
You're a man!
He sure is...
Pathetic!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
And you're single!
The girl in the white sweatshirt.
Please step up.
Hi.
My name is Geurae.
My surname is Wae.
I'm Wae Geurae.
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm a new employee at Gag Group.
Huh? Look on my left.
Someone is coming.
The left.
Watch where you're going!
I almost dislocated my shoulder.
Be careful.
Geurae.
Why are you just standing there? Get to work!
The phone is ringing. Pick it up!
Take it from the desk!
It's an important call. Say something!
Hurry and say something!
What did he say?
The 33 bowls of noodles you ordered
are on the way.
Nice! You're great at your job!
Step your game up, Geurae!
Just what are you good at?
I'm going to eat my noodles and go to the sauna.
Geurae.
I bet it's hard since it's your first time.
I'll teach you a few expressions to use here.
Listen and repeat what I say.
First is English.
When someone is away.
Here she's out of office.
This is very important.
Here she's out of office.
Very good, very good.
This next expression is in Spanish.
I'll call you back soon.
Very good.
Very nice.
And...
This last expression is very important.
Watch carefully and repeat.
This is really important.
If you can't do this, you can't work here.
1, 2, 3.
One more time.
Nice job.
Do you know what that means?
It means...
"I love you."
Geurae...
I love you.
Seongwon.
Deputy Seo...
The CEO is looking for you.
Oh, yes...
Go ahead.
It's our first day as a couple.
Geurae, we have to
work outside of the office together.
Geurae.
What's with that face?
Smiling is key in business.
Never lose your smile.
Always be cheerful like me
and smile like this.
This won't do.
I have to teach you business from the ground up.
When you meet a client...
Remember this.
Put your hands on your stomach
and lower yourself...
"Oh, hello there.
I don't know what to do with myself."
And while doing this
you want to smile.
Go ahead.
Put your hands on your stomach
and start getting anxious.
Hop around.
Look more pathetic!
And laugh audibly.
I've never seen such a beautiful smile
in all my life.
I want to see you smile forever just for me.
It's a client!
Oh, hello.
Do what I do.
Geurae.
Why are you doing this?
You agreed to date me.
Listen carefully.
Geurae is my girl from now on.
- Got that? / - What are you all doing?
The CEO is coming!
- The CEO? / - Mr. CEO!
Gosh...
Hello.
It's the CEO.
What are you all doing?
Huh?
You ran into me earlier.
The shoulder dislocater.
You dislocated my shoulder.
What will you do about this?
What will you do about my shoulder?
You broke the CEO's arm?
Geurae!
I want your letter of resignation right now!
Hey, Yeonggil.
Push my arm down.
You write a letter of resignation.
And you.
You didn't just make my shoulder fall out...
You made me fall for you.
I love you.
What is this?
What the...
No, Mr. CEO! What are you doing?
My shoulder is dislocated.
Geurae.
You choose...
Who your real man is.
Alright.
Is it time for me to choose now?
Geurae.
I'll hit last place on the head really hard.
1, 2, 3.
Next is 2nd place.
- 1, 2, 3. / - He's a fake CEO.
(Child Romance)
I'll give you your flu shot now.
Just be still.
All done.
Suji...
Does it hurt that much?
You're such a crybaby!
Suji...
Don't shots hurt?
It really hurts to me.
Gag Kindergarten sprout class, Sim Mungyu.
Let me just say this.
You're in pain because you're in kindergarten.
Suji, let's just talk for a moment.
Talk about what? You can't even take pain!
Accept reality.
I'm in grade school now.
Why are you being like this, Suji?
Don't you remember?
You had fun when we went to see animals last year!
You mean the chicken coop behind
the chicken soup restaurant?
A chicken disappears for every order.
I couldn't eat fried chicken for a long time.
Didn't you order fried chicken yesterday?
My friend Bbeokkeum's boyfriend
took her to a safari.
But you're afraid of lions and tigers!
I don't go to a safari to see lions and tigers.
I go to eat Dippin' Dots and cotton candy!
You don't understand women.
Suji! What do you mean by that?
To please let me go!
Son!
- Did you get your shot? / - Yes.
Since you got your shot...
Ta-da!
I'll put a cute band-aid on you.
Me! I want one too!
I got a shot right here.
But this is for little kids.
Suji, you're in elementary school now.
- So you don't need this. / - Okay...
Alright. Here.
There.
I'm going to the bathroom.
- Stay with Suji. / - Okay.
- Bye, Suji. / - Good-bye.
Your dad sure is stingy.
He's just like Kim Saengmin!
Mungyu.
Me dating you was stupid.
Us breaking up was great!
Suji...
You're so cold.
Don't speak casually to me!
You sure are cold!
You think you're so great for being pretty?
Yeah, being pretty makes me great.
Later.
Wait. Suji!
Did you forget about our happy memories?
Happy memories? Oh, please.
♪ Hello, hello ♪
♪ My friend Carbot ♪
♪ Our brave friend ♪
Suji!
That's the theme song for "Hello Carbot."
Yeah! That's the theme song for "Hello Carbot."
But for us, the show is over.
I'd like to thank Sim Mungyu for being so loving.
Suji!
It's Sangeun!
Sangeun.
What brings you here?
My eyes aren't so good these days.
Gosh!
What's wrong with your eyes?
My eyes see nothing but you, Suji.
Let's go.
Wait!
I brought a gift for Suji!
A gift?
- What is it? / - Ta-da!
Wow! I love this fish doll!
Is that it?
Suji!
Ta-da!
Wow, it's like an aquarium!
His tail moves too!
His tail moves too.
That's right. The moving tail is the highlight.
I'm sorry, mom.
You said you were slapped in your dreams.
It was this guy.
Suji, this is yours now.
Fish live in water.
And you live inside me, Suji.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
You're so pretty, Suji!
See that?
Let's go, Suji.
We're in elementary school.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
Suji's mine!
Hold on! Both of you, stop it!
Actually...
I have the flu.
You might catch it standing close to me.
It's fine, Suji!
I can catch your flu!
Sangeun...
Mungyu...
I can stay home from school!
I don't want to go to kindergarten!
Geez!
You guys just want to play hooky!
I want to catch it!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
Boy!
You're a college senior.
Shouldn't you be looking for a job?
I am.
Geez...
Oh, right.
Dad.
Do you remember Namjung?
Namjung?
Oh! Oh! You mean...
- Mr. Park's son Park Namjung? / - Yes.
He went to Seoul and became a singer.
All the kids go crazy for him these days!
- A singer? / - Yes!
I even have this.
He's coming to Haeundae
for a performance.
And he said he'd stop by our house
to say hello to us.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
But...
If he's a singer...
Does he make good money?
Of course!
He's making tons of money these days!
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes!
- What about you? / - What?
What about you?
Who is it? Come in!
(Special guest, Park Namjung)
Hello, sir.
Hey, man! Namjung!
Long time no see!
Namjung, look at you...
How have you been?
You look just the same!
When you were a kid you were so little.
You're still little now.
Anyway, it's good you're here.
- Have a seat. / - Yeah, sit down.
Good, good.
Namjung...
How old are you this year?
I'm 23.
23 years old?
Gosh, you're such a cute kid!
So cute!
Why doesn't your skin have any bounce to it?
You have the skin of someone that's 50.
Geez...
So... Namjung, how are your parents?
I made money and sent them on a trip to Hawaii.
- Hawaii? / - Yes.
- What about you? / - What?
What about you?
Alright...
Namjung, you're bringing up old memories.
Do you remember, Namjung?
When you kids were young...
Right nearby...
I gave you a red rubber tube
and you two would play in the water naked...
You guys wanted to play with a ball
and Namjung broke all the crocks in our house.
He even broke our window.
That's how you were back then.
Do you remember all that?
Yes... I do.
Good.
You owe me $450.
What?
$450!
You said you'd pay me back once you got older!
Come on, dad!
Remember he also broke
that expensive ceramic pot you like.
Oh, right.
$20,450.
$20,450!
What?
This kid...
Just kidding, boy!
Geez, this guy...
He can't even take a joke.
You think you can go on game shows
and lead your team to victory?
- This guy... / - Hey, Namjung.
I invited two of my close college friends
to come see you.
- Is that alright? / - Oh, sure...
- Tell them to come. / - Yeah.
Daehui! Daehui!
Is it for real?
Is Park Namjung really here?
He's right there.
Hi.
It's really Park Namjung!
Since you're here, let's eat.
Yes.
- You eat up too, Namjung. / - Yes.
Goodness!
Park Namjung eats food!
I always thought
you only lived off the love of your fans.
Namjung, I don't know if I should ask this...
Go ahead.
Namjung...
Do you poop too?
No.
Oh, right!
When you go to TV stations,
do you see Kim Wansun?
♪ Today, tonight ♪
♪ I'm afraid of the darkness ♪
I'm more afraid of you.
Who's prettier? Kim Wansun or me?
I'm prettier, right?
What are you babbling about?
Gosh...
That's enough of that.
Right.
Now that we're on the subject...
Namjung, shouldn't you
show me some of your
dancing and singing right here?
Right out here.
Come on...
Show me some of your dancing and singing.
- Right here? / - Yeah.
Sir, I'm expensive.
Come on...
$20,450.
Alright.
♪ Why do I draw you like this? ♪
♪ Why can't you see me? ♪
♪ You probably know how I feel ♪
♪ We love each other ♪
He's good!
Hey.
You call that dancing?
You can't win over the teens like that.
You have to have rhythm to dance.
Change it to the dance I taught you.
Watch.
♪ Why do I draw you like this? ♪
♪ Why can't you see me? ♪
Got it?
Change your dance to my dance.
No, I'm not doing that.
Daehui! Daehui! Daehui! Daehui!
What is it?
You want an autograph from Namjung?
I'll autograph that.
Cho Yongpil is in Gwangalli!
Let's go!
It's Cho Yongpil!
(YOLO Inn)
Dear.
What are you doing?
Dear.
It's me Okbun. Can you look this way?
Just live your life, Okbun.
I'm going to live my life from now on.
I'm going to live my glorious life!
What do you mean by that?
Don't come near me!
These days...
I feel like I'm sick.
Dear, you got your check-up recently.
Hold on...
Hello?
Doctor, this is Okbun.
Do you have the results of my husband's check-up?
Yes. It's cancer.
Cancer?
No, he has body odor.
To cure him...
I think I know the cure.
Yes.
- Body odor... / - It's body odor?
There's a cure for that.
Take a shower!
Wash up!
I don't smell.
How do you have such bad body odor?
I don't smell.
- That's... / - Grandpa!
Grandpa!
What is it?
Grandpa, let's go play!
Yeah!
That's a strange way to talk.
It's trendy these days.
How is that trendy?
This is trendy.
I'm leaving.
- I'm leaving. Now that's trendy. / - Oh, please!
That was never trendy.
I'll show you a trendy catchphrase.
I have experience.
See? They're both old comedians!
Huh?
They've gone bad.
Those catchphrases are so old.
- So why are you here? / - Really bad...
Grandpa, play a game with us.
A game? What game?
We'll throw the yut sticks and if they're facing up,
you get a travel certificate.
If they're facing down, you get gloves.
- So easy! Just $5! / - This is...
- $5! / - $5!
- Do you have $5? / - I do.
- It's only $5. Here. / - Thank you.
- A lot of people win! / - A lot of people win!
So I do this...
- And I just throw them? / - Yes.
- A travel certificate if they're facing up. / - Jeju-do!
Here I go!
How did this happen?
You get nothing if they stand up!
- I get nothing if they stand up? / - Yes!
Give me more money.
Let me play more for $20.
I'll just play $20's worth.
See? I told you he loves making bets!
Yeah, he really does!
What are you saying?
These have magnets on them!
Give me my money back!
- Run for it! / - Give me my money!
Dear, don't get angry.
Don't get worked up.
- Dear. / - Yes?
I bought roasted chestnuts on the way here.
Roasted chestnuts?
They're hot and delicious.
- Eat up. / - These look great.
Right?
Hot! Hot!
- You'll burn your hands. / - So hot.
I'll do it.
I'll...
I'll handle the hot chestnuts.
What are you going to do?
We should have gloves...
That sure looks cute.
What's that?
I'll peel them.
It's not hot at all with this on.
I didn't know you had athlete's foot.
Yes, it suddenly came to me.
That sure looks good.
Alright then...
- Okbun! / - Yes?
You like fried chicken, don't you?
I love fried chicken.
I brought chicken.
How do I eat this?
You have weak teeth.
I should've bought boneless chicken.
Dear, I'll just eat it.
I'll make it into boneless chicken.
No more bones.
What's this?
Boneless chicken.
More like chewed-up chicken.
It is not chewed-up. It's boneless chicken.
How do I eat this? This is disgusting.
What? You should eat this.
What are you saying?
I ate your chestnut.
You're supposed to eat that.
That's so disgusting.
- Hello, sir! / - Hello.
What's going on?
You always feed us here
so this is a gift from us.
This is green tea. This is the good stuff.
I don't have much to offer.
Have some of this.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Wow! Chestnuts!
Delicious!
What's this?
You love boneless chicken, honey.
Ah.
Fried chicken!
- Is it good? / - Delicious!
Thank you for the food!
- Sure. / - Thank you, sir.
Go take this and finish it.
Thank you!
Sure. Don't step on this.
Bokdol!
What's this? A western dog?
Mr. Kim! Big trouble!
A thief hit this village and everyone's going crazy!
I have Bokdol so I'll be fine.
Will that dog protect this home well?
- A thief! / - A thief!
I'm running away!
- I'm running away! / - A thief!
Honey, honey.
My legs are really sore.
- Your legs hurt? / - Yeah.
- Then should I massage them? / - Really?
Be gentle so it doesn't hurt.
Like this?
That tickles. A little harder.
Like this?
No, a bit higher.
Here?
Honey, I feel like someone's watching us!
Who is?
A thief!
Run away!
- A thief! / - Run away!
A thief!
It's nothing.
The old man became a dog.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's for real.
Honey, can you massage my shoulders too?
Alright.
That feels good.
Dear, what are you doing? It's so cold outside...
What are you all doing?
You old fart, are you insane?
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a treadmill.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Did you all know?
CEO Yoo Minsang
spent 3 years studying fashion
in Milan, Italy to make this treadmill.
How is this related to fashion?
And I've used this product before.
It's great.
It never has any small problems.
That's right.
Only big ones.
I wouldn't pay money for one.
But I really recommend it for you all.
Nobody will buy it if you say that.
And many people use
Yoo Minsang's treadmill to exercise.
That's right.
See? They're protesting it.
Why does this sign say for me to lose weight?
Hold on. Isn't this you in this photo?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
007-Bang-Argh-Drink-Drink.
That's a game!
So it works.
I love you, customer.
Yes, you'd like to place an order?
Please stay on the line and wait.
You're supposed to stay on the line too!
Why would you hang up?
Let's cut to a commercial break.
You have amazing skin.
I just changed lotions.
Yoo Minsang's treadmill.
How was that relevant?
How is that relevant to my product?
Changed lotion... What?
So we'll show you what happens
after you use our product.
Take a look.
The man in this photo
used Yoo Minsang's treadmill for 6 months.
And then this happened.
He didn't change. This did.
And that's not all, people.
You can use it to dry squid too.
Why would you use this to dry squid?
You can eat pork belly off of it.
You can't grill pork belly on this!
And don't be surprised.
Even Santa uses it.
Keep going. Why don't you just say it flies?
Don't you all want one?
Please order one now.
For those that order today...
To encourage you to exercise,
we'll give you a nude poster of Yoo Minsang.
What are you saying? Hey!
Excuse me! Hold on...
Why would you give this out?
So we don't end up like this.
Did you call me a pig?
That's what it sounded like.
So we'll conduct a test to show you
how amazing our product is.
Suyeong.
This is what we're going to show you.
So that you don't get bored on the treadmill...
It's playing a movie. The latest one.
So you don't get bored.
So as you exercise...
Excuse me!
Don't eat popcorn while you're exercising.
You can enjoy the movie...
Hey!
You're just eating and watching a movie now!
Look here!
It's mine!
Oh, please!
What's with him?
Where are you going?
What's his deal?
Don't you want one?
People, please call now.
Pick it up!
Oh, too late.
You did that on purpose!
You were really late!
We'll cut to a commercial break.
♪ Shake it ♪
♪ Open it ♪
♪ Drink it ♪
Yoo Minsang's treadmill.
Bring me that soju!
I want to drink it!
I'll beat you up!
What do you all think? Don't you want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork soup.
What are you saying?
It's the best!
(Countryside Love)
Hey!
What are you doing?
It's nothing.
What are you doing?
All done.
I knit a scarf for you.
Put it on.
I knit these mittens for you.
Put them on.
So warm.
With a friend like you,
I don't have to get married.
I won't get married either.
Hello.
That girl from Seoul...
- She's so pretty. / - She's so pretty.
What's your deal?
What's yours?
You think a hick like you can be with a Seoul girl?
Why not?
You don't know abbreviations Seoul girl use.
I know all the abbreviations!
- You know? / - Yeah!
Then what's this?
PT.
What's PT?
You don't know!
Even my dog knows what PT is.
What is it? Tell me if you know.
What's PT?
Flat land.
So you know.
I told you!
My dog plays on PT.
Anyway, you'd better not play dirty.
You'd better not ogle her!
My hair is a mess.
Your hair is a mess?
That's not good.
Brush it.
You cheater!
You're trying to get a girl with fish bones?
♪ Looks like bones will get me married ♪
♪ I'll kick your butt with my foot ♪
Looks like fish bones will get me married.
Fish bones?
That only smells bad.
You can roll your bangs with this.
What is this?
A corn cob.
If you need more,
I'll make you another one.
Hey!
You ogler!
You're trying to get a girl with a corn cob?
Do you want a beating?
Looks like I'll get married.
♪ Corn-gratulations ♪
Guys!
You punk!
Why are you fighting?
Geez...
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you talking about? I'm not interested!
You guys getting married first....
That's...
The way of life!
- So you know. / - Of course.
Yeah.
Hey.
Why is that woman here again?
Let me go!
Stand aside.
Look here.
Why are you out here again?
I haven't done anything.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it!
Besides your voice,
I don't want to hear anything.
- Hey! / - Get over here.
You cheater.
- Come here. / - Get over here.
Come here!
I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it!
I don't want to hear myself sing!
♪ So cruel ♪
I don't want to hear it.
I really don't want to hear that.
Two isn't enough! Two isn't enough!
I need three meals! Four meals! Five meals!
Six would be great!
Hey!
How many meals do you eat a day?
I'm going to eat more!
Stop talking about eating!
- You! / - What's your deal?
Why do you keep hitting on her?
- Why do you keep hitting on her? / - Yeah!
What are you talking about? I'm not interested!
This is all her fault.
Stand aside.
Look here.
Why won't you listen?
So you're from Seoul. Is that it?
Well, good for you.
Good for you!
Your parents gave birth to a pretty daughter.
- What are you saying? / - What was that?
- Move it. / - You get over here.
Move it. Move it.
Move it.
I cut it. I cut it!
I cut my thumb off.
It's back on!
- What the... / - It came off...
It's back on, it came off...
On, off, on, off...
- On, off... What the... / - What are you doing?
- Move it. / - What was that?
- What was that? / - I trimmed it!
I trimmed my chest hair into a heart!
- What was that? / - That's so disgusting.
- Move it. / - I'm so hungry.
- Why you... / - What should I have for dinner?
You're hungry?
I'll go to the market and buy some food.
No, no.
I'll steal the dinner my mom made.
Guys!
Don't you have any pride?
Why does it matter to us
whether that girl eats or not?
And you.
You're worried about what to eat for dinner?
Geez!
What the...
Excuse me.
Please try your best.
It's for my girl.
Oh, right.
I only...
I only love you.
He wins!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
I've really aged.
Dry-aged steak?
No, I mean my age.
I'm already 21.
I should watch my figure.
We should all go to a health club.
Alright. I want more curves.
I want nicer hips.
Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up!
You really do need to go to a gym.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps plotting to kiss me!
- You animal! / - You animal!
You animal!
Last time I got drunk and said,
"Myeonghun, I don't want to go home."
Then you pushed me against the wall
and said something.
What did you say?
Be still, my beating heart.
Don't ever show up in front of me, or I'll kill you.
Hyeonjeong, you lost a lot of weight though.
But you still aren't pretty.
Guys, congratulate me.
A big agency casted me off the street.
- They have good eyes. / - They have good eyes.
Oh, please.
I was on the street...
Like this...
Drinking coffee.
Do you know what the casting director said to me?
You're a model, aren't you?
You're a grandmother, aren't you?
Why would you drink like this?
Gosh...
Come on!
Look how much people hated that.
Why do you keep doing that?
I caught one.
A pig?
You ate it all by yourself again, didn't you?
No. A guy.
I went skiing with my crush.
We went up on the lift together.
I had my eyes closed because I was scared.
Do you know what he said to me?
Minkyoung, look at me.
Minkyoung, I feel cramped.
Who keeps pulling my hair so hard?
Is it you?
You're not pretty.
Guys.
We were supposed to go
to the beach with Myeonghun this winter.
I should go to the beach in winter with my crush.
Does that mean Myeonghun is my crush?
- My crush? / - My crush?
I'm angry.
Then which beach should we go to?
The East Sea?
- The South Sea? / - The West Sea?
I'll tackle you all!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
It's Park Hwisun.
Hello.
I'm Park Hwisun. I was born in 1977
and I love this era.
Alright, Hwisun.
What's that book in your hand?
Hwisun of 2018 wrote a letter
to Hwisun 10 years ago.
You wrote a letter to yourself 10 years ago?
- Yes. / - Let's hear it.
2008.
To Hwisun before a Gag Concert work party.
To Hwisun living in 2008.
After the Gag Concert work party,
Jimin will throw up from drinking too much.
So you'll be polite
and pat her on the back.
Don't do that.
She'll look at your face and throw up more.
And when you see her throw up, you'll throw up too.
You'll get your feelings hurt
and then go to a cosmetic surgeon
to fix your face.
Don't go.
After hearing the estimate, you'll throw up again.
$65,000.
Teacher, I look a lot better now don't I?
Where?
- Where? / - You're such a joker, teacher.
- It wasn't a joke. / - I can't tell.
Alright.
Now it's time for you to get healthy bodies.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga.
We're the hut yoga team.
Viewers watching should do what we do.
This is the first move.
We'll start with a stretch first.
Left foot forward
and spread your chest.
Extend!
The other foot.
Extend!
The other foot.
Extend!
And the other foot again.
Extend!
Let's put it all together.
5, 6, 7, 8.
What is this?
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
That was...
What was that?
This is the second move.
This second move will make
the back line of your hips look nicer.
First...
You'll start in the squat position.
Fists clenched and brush your knees.
Extend.
Now come up.
And move.
Once again, go down.
Extend.
Once again, move.
Keep your back straight.
Extend.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
That's not easy for a girl to do.
That's enough.
They sure are trying hard.
That's enough.
- Everyone... / - Trying real hard.
I hope you all have a good night!
Good work.
Next is Twisty!
♪ I'll be twisted ♪
I'm so upset!
I'm Twisty!
We know that.
Greet the audience since you're up here.
I won't since you told me to!
Then don't, fool!
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
It's good to be here.
I'm Twisty
so I always do the opposite.
Why do you always do the opposite thing?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me.
That's why I brought
something fun to play with the others!
What is it?
Ta-da!
Hey...
It's so cold...
What's the ice for when it's so cold out?
I'm going to put this down their clothes!
That's cold! Don't do that!
You shouldn't do it either!
Yeah!
- I shouldn't do it? / - Yeah!
Then I'm going to do it to myself!
I'll do it...
To myself!
- I'll do it to myself. / - Alright.
Alright, alright.
Alright... Gosh...
- Go ahead. / - I did it to myself.
Good. Only add a little like this. Do not add a lot.
- Don't add a lot? / - Yeah.
Then I'll add a lot!
I'll add a lot!
Want some help?
Then I'll add a lot!
You told me not to yet you helped me out?
I'm not cold at all!
Just looking at you makes me cold.
Do not put any down your pants.
Don't put any down my pants?
Yes! Not down your underwear.
Never put it down your underwear.
Gosh! Just thinking of that makes me cold.
- Don't put any in my underwear? / - Don't.
Then...
Don't put any in my underwear?
Right.
Don't do it.
I'll put some down my underwear!
- Want some help? / - What? Hold on.
Want some help?
Teacher.
You're going to see everything.
It's just me. So what?
Hey!
Is it okay?
Is this okay for TV?
Alright, alright.
- Alright, alright. / - What is it?
Then don't put any down your underwear.
Then I'll put some down my underwear!
I'll do it!
Hold on...
Don't look!
I'll do it!
I don't even want to look.
I'll do it!
Stand up. What is it?
Teacher!
Hold on...
I feel like I'm turning into a woman.
That's enough.
Good work.
Take the ice out now.
- Take... Take the ice out? / - Yeah.
Then I won't and I'll keep it in!
Alright, who wants to talk next?
- I should stay like this? / - Yeah.
- Hey. / - I told you to take it out.
Hurry up. It's your turn.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
It's so uncomfortable just to tie my shoe laces
these days!
Why?
When I try to tie my shoe laces...
My shoulders are so broad
that it tears the back of my shirt!
This body of mine...
I hate it so much!
It looks like you're laughing.
I'm crying from being sad.
Wow, you sure take your clothes off casually.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I've been working out a lot these days
so my back gets sore.
- Can you put a pain relief patch on? / - Alright.
- Let me see. / - Please stick it on here.
Your shirt is in the way.
- Okay. / - It's hard to get this on.
Then I won't wear this shirt!
Why are you doing this?
You...
Why do you do this?
I'm fine, teacher.
- Yeah? / - Can you put the patch on my back?
- Alright. / - My back.
On my arm this time.
Put one on my arm.
Do you have to pose like this?
Yes.
Now my chest this time.
One on my chest...
You can stick one on your chest yourself.
You don't need one on your chest.
You need one here.
What are you saying?
Stop laughing for such a long time!
Keep it short!
- Keep it short! / - Yeah!
Then I'll laugh longer!
Why are you laughing such a long time?
I hate my body so much! I hate it!
Go sit down.
I hate you too, teacher!
Teacher...
I hate myself for coming up with this character!
No, I'm so cold!
Are you out of your mind?
He's lost it.
You look like you're crying for real.
I am crying for real!
I'm cold!
Alright, alright. Take the ice out now.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Thank you.
- Hey! / - I'm taking this out!
Why are you so obedient now?
That guy...
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at though?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when your dad cleans ♪
♪ Your room because he feels bad ♪
♪ For your mom that he came home late last night ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ He even put new sheets on my bed ♪
♪ That's when my dad said ♪
♪ I've been banished to your room, son ♪
♪ What I need is ♪
♪ 2 bags of acting territorial towards my dad ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher? / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you're thankful that your mom ♪
♪ Made a big pot of beef bone soup ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ Your drunk dad had a bowl ♪
♪ And seems to really enjoy it ♪
♪ That's when my mom said ♪
♪ Throw the water I boiled the laundry in out ♪
♪ My mom then said ♪
♪ I washed your underwear and your dad's in there ♪
♪ Mom, you can cry after you hear this ♪
♪ Dad said that tasted better than your soup ♪
Alright, good work. Go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
- Chunami. / - Oh, I see.
Chunami, what did you do before
you became an actress?
I worked on improving myself for the future.
Every day, I took singing lessons
and dancing lessons.
What does that mean?
She's a club rat!
That's where we met!
Two club enthusiasts.
♪ The two clubbers ♪
♪ Fell in love ♪
You must be crazy!
Songvely, should we grind like when we first met?
If we both die,
I really wish the waiter that set us up dies first.
I love you.
Why are you crying?
Why did I listen to that waiter?
Stop crying.
Songvely, I heard you prepared
an event for Chunami today.
I'm not good at Korean but I studied hard
to prepare this for my wife.
An event for my wife.
Wife...
(Die)
I love you!
I really love you! Truly!
You must be crazy!
If we both die,
I really wish you'd die first.
I love you.
Wife, let's go.
You're better at Korean than I am!
Alright, good job.
Next is a fun class! History!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Exciting!
- Yes, baby! / - Yes, baby!
So who are you guys?
Hello, teacher! We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Winkel, the inventor of the metronome.
Metronome...
With this, I can precisely stay on beat!
How can you stay on beat with this?
Like this!
How?
Like this!
Faster!
- Faster! / - Faster!
- Faster! / - They're getting faster!
Faster!
They're getting faster!
Teacher.
- This has been the Fun Bros! / - Alright.
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright, good work.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Louder! Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Doesn't it look like I peed myself?
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
This under construction sign.
This is too weak!
Weak!
This is why people go into construction sites.
This sign is too weak!
Make the face powerful!
Powerful face! PF!
PF!
Make the font more powerful!
Powerful font!
- PF! / - PF!
Make his outfit more powerful!
Powerful fashion! PF!
PF!
That's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
When they eat spaghetti,
they go like this...
This is too weak!
Weak!
Be powerful when eating spaghetti...
A man that uses a pitchfork as a fork.
Fork man!
I heard that she's down from the mountain now.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Dosi.
It's winter these days
so I bet it's hard to find food.
Nonsense.
People are generous in the countryside.
When I get hungry
I go down to the market.
"This mandarin sure is ripe."
"Look how plump these mushrooms are."
"Let me get a few."
"Come on!"
And I just take it.
Then everyone just looks at me with kind eyes...
They just laugh it off?
They call the police.
I do something too though.
Hey!
You know who I am?
Your chief lives in Namcheon, doesn't he?
If I yell like that...
They send you back home?
They put me in solitary.
I never want to go back again.
If you live on the mountain,
I bet it's hard to date.
Not at all. I don't miss out on anything.
I'm quite charming.
If I see a hiker I like,
I show him the way.
Then halfway up the mountain,
I pretend to be weak.
When I'm really tired,
I say I am.
People say that I'm just faking it.
I'm really tired.
If I talk like that...
The guy starts to smile?
He gets angry.
I've never been cussed out that badly.
This is what he said.
You piece of...
Alright, alright.
That's enough. Go sit down.
Alright.
Before I do...
It's really cold these days, isn't it?
Yes!
This is when you need mind-control.
If you think it isn't cold, you won't feel cold.
Watch this.
I'm so hot.
I suddenly feel so heated up.
Aren't you hot?
I'm cold.
Take that off! Why wear that when it's so hot?
I'm not hot!
I'm so hot!
- What are you doing? / - I'm not cold!
Not cold at all!
Does this make the cold disappear?
It makes my friends disappear.
I'm not lonely!
Yumi.
I didn't try to avoid you.
Then I will.
Good work.
Have a seat.
The principal should be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I've been practicing my singer impressions.
So... Would you like to see?
Sure.
I'll start with a classic. Kim Gunmo.
How was that? Similar?
Yes!
Then I'll get right into it.
♪ People come first ♪
People come first.
I practiced for a week at coin karaoke
so that I could nail this joke.
Good job!
No wonder you cracked the piggy bank.
I love ♪ You ♪
A lot of good movies are out in the theaters now.
But there are many things to
keep in mind at the theater.
First...
Sitting down before the movie shtarts.
Sitting down before the movie starts.
Thwow your twash away in the twash can.
Throw your trash away in the trash can.
When talking to the person next to you,
talk quietwy under your bweath.
When talking to the person next to you,
talk quietly under your breath.
I love you!
How do you say it in the movie theater?
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
- Us! / - Me!
- Me / - The twinsh.
Yes.
Twinsh?
We're the twins.
The twins.
Since we're twins,
we wish we had an older brother to rely on.
Then I'll become your older brother
that you guys can rely on.
How?
Like this!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
I hope you all can rely on each other
and have an exciting week!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
So exciting, so exciting!